nerdgasmsfoodpornprogress:

Hello police… I’d like to report a homicide

gayinthechair:

captainmarvall:

starlight-sparks:

armoredsoftie:

armoredsoftie:

*someone, probably flash, starts a rumour that he’s dating spiderman*

ned: spiderman wouldn’t even breathe in your direction, flash

flash: what’s your problem man?? are you homophobic or what?? are you jealous??? spiderman is My Mans

peter:

*flash caughts peter wearing the spidey costume*

flash: dude you’re wearing his merch?? get over it

peter:

*catches peter frowning at a news report on Spider-Man*

flash: oh so now you hate spidey too?? That’s low, even for you Parker

Peter:

Originally posted by tomhollahoe

flash: spidey is such a great kisser

peter:

flash: god,, look at spideys ABS,, i would let him step on me

peter:

princeandreis:

trying to move on after everything that happened in endgame just feels like

murkmen:

moonlandingwasfaked:

nearer-my-god:

Being the family’s assigned IT person is fun because everyone gets annoyed when you don’t know what to do

also they don’t try to do or teach themselves anything, becuse they can just get you to do it for them!

and it’s such a chore to put on the pennywise makeup every day too like ugh

mlmlmlmlmlmlmlmlmlmlml:

glumshoe:

tits-n-trix:

daveydiscoballs:

He would get eaten by a sea monster immediately with such a bright flashy tail and no natural camouflage, but I’m glad the photographer recorded this rare chance encounter

Common misconception. Pterois disconis is actually covered in thin, filamentous spines that deliver a potent neurotoxin. His flamboyance is actually a form of aposematism, warning predators to stay away, and capable of flashing brightly to attract and disorient prey. 

sobeitjayt:

All im saying is we both got $2 if we put it together we can get a 4 for 4 from Wendy’s and split it

thegankles:

Harry for Another Man Magazine - Colorized Version

hxasinthus:

i wish it was 1600 so i cood spelle words howe everr my harte desyred